Inquisition Nightmare Mode Tips

How does one survive Dragon Age: Inquisition on Nightmare Mode?

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You’ll need skill, luck, and… Bees.
Yep, you heard me, BEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!

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Demons? BEES!
Bandits? BEES!
Apostates? BEES!
Rogue Templars? BEES!
Vints? BEES!
Dragons? BEES!
Coryphenis? BEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEESSSssss!!!

If I could fill all three of my potion slots with just bees, I’d swallow those bees to restore my health.

That’s all for today’s gaming tips~ *like I write gaming tips anyway*
*gently caresses the jar of bees*

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I am an Elf

Guess what! I started playing Dragon Age Inquisition again! For the hundredth time! Well, it’s not actually the hundredth time. Probably the fifteenth time or something. *shrugs like it’s not a big deal*

Perhaps after weeks of playing Neverwinter i needed to play something different. And yes, that “something different” for me is to go back and play Dragon Age. Again.

This time, I decided to make (another) Dalish Elf. A dual wielding rogue Dalish Elf, to be precise. I totally haven’t played that much with dual wielding rogue… har… har… har…

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Named Talia…

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I tried to make her look like me (sort of), I actually don’t know if I’ve succeeded or not. I couldn’t find the perfect hairstyle. I don’t know why the available hairstyles are just awful! I do love the short messy one and the one like Natalie Dormer’s haircut. But those are not my hairstyles. Mine’s so much like Leliana’s haircut  with a very dark red colour. Sadly, they do not have that hairstyle availabe anymore (since they were in both DA:O and DA2). So I ended up with this as my Inquisitor:

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While I look okay in cutscenes, I do not look as friendly in the not-cutscene-mode.

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Oh, and she’s an elf. Damn stupid hairstyle covering my ears. I’m an elf and I’m proud of it!

Anyway, The thing I’m most excited about is who to romance in this playthrough. I was actually going to romance Sera (again), but I do want to romance Josie again cuz the last time I romanced her, I didn’t really finished the game and it did not record my romance in Dragon Age Keep (and I accidental deleted the saved game because I was an idiot).

Josie is a very beautiful lady and very charming. She is innocent and wild at the same time. I love her accent and I could never resist flirting with her every time I got a chance, but there is one thing that bugs me every time. One. Thing.

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dem lips

Maker, I’m going to hell for this. And before that I’m sure Leliana would shiv me in my sleep for making fun of her friend.

Her lips are actually not that bad in that gif, the one in the game are worse and her teeth look oversized.

*sigh*

I will end up romancing her in this playthrough nevertheless. To get it recorded in the Keep.

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Pixel art #001

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I’ve always wanted to learn more about pixel art. I thought it was simple. I’ve never been so wrong.
So this is my very first pixel art. It’s a picture of my partner, Rhys. He’s chubby and got long hair. He looks a bit like Peter Jackson. ❤(ӦvӦ。)

When You Know You’ve Done Too Much Modding

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I admit I have quite the perverted mind. Perhaps too perverted for a sane woman. Though I never liked talking about sex as openly and casually as the French. I have had few conversations around the matter with my partner and sometimes closest friends – usually after some few shots of Tequila and lots and lots of Bourbon Cola.

I watches porn, it is not a secret. Everybody watch porn. Admit it. And sometimes I like to read Hentai Manga (because reasons?). ‘Tis a good source of inspiration, you know. You’ll be surprised (or not) to find lots of new things you could try to spice things up in the bedroom with your partner.

Anyway, I am not here to talk about porn. Well, not really, no. I’m here to shamefully share this dirty thing I just discovered. About my favourite game. *sigh* shame on me!

I have just discovered the magic of modding games. Since I got my computer fixed, I’ve been playing most of my games on the PC now – thank’s to Humble Bundle for filling up my Steam library. It started out from just modding Mass Effect 2 to make it look prettier and to fix Miranda’s Face. What in the Maker’s name is wrong with Miranda’s face?! But then I got carried away to modding Dragon Age Origins too. Mostly to mod that stupid Fade sequence. No one likes the Fade, Bioware! But then I found this list of what other mods I should Install for Dragon Age. There was the enhance texture mod, extra dog companion slot, and so on. And then there’s the relationship mods which includes “Improved Romance Scenes”, “Better Sex Cutscene”, “Realistic Natural Boobies”, “More Options at the Pearl”, oh Maker, If you’re so very curious jut click here. And then the next thing I knew Instead of wearing my underpants underneath all those armor, I would just be naked and I could have orgies with all the main characters in the game.

I feel so dirty…

I can’t even look at myself in the mirror…

Shame on me…

You know, I did always want to have some kind of interactive Sex Sim game (because of the pervert I am). I just did not think that I could change my favourite RPG game into a sex simulator game.

Ah, my sweet Nightingale. Forgive me for defiling your beautiful, beautiful character. You may shiv me in my sleep. I think I deserve that. May the Maker have mercy on me.

“Warden, you pervert!”